Reptar Bars!  |
We start with reptar bars from rugrats, the candy inspired by the godzilla knock off that turns your tongue green. What could the green stuff possibly be? Is it mint? or just some green dyed creame? Look how green it makes the tongue, aint no red up in that mouth, and its shaped like a dinosaur! even look at the pakaging on this ish
that is some dedication. you know how many stupid babies id steal this candy from? None of them....because they have screw drivers and are evil. Speaking of evil cartoons from nickelodeon
Krabby Patties
no list of cartoon food would be complete with out the staple from bikkini bottum. What is the meat? is it fish which in turn is people. Is it actual crab. I have a theory, mr crabs can regenrate and hes cheap, the secret recipe IS mr krabbs. Mind=blown right. id still eat it.
Those Pies From The Movie Hook
You remember this scene from the cult Robin Willams movie about elderly Peter Pan? So they sit down to eat and....no god damn food, just imaginary. Robin fed up with the lost boys bullshit starts a pretend food fight and because imagination and pixie devil magic the fat kid gets a face full of icing.
Its fantasy food! which means its not even bad for you, no carbs, no rotting of the teeth from eating a pie made out of just frosting. hell if you imagine hard enough that pie can probally fix lupus....if you had lupus....i guess.
Willy Wonka Flower Cup
child torture and candy, this is the magical world of michael jackson Willy wonka. Sure there is alot of candy you could pick here, from lickin wall paper to rivers of chocolate with fat germans kids floating in it. However its the cup wonka drinks from then eats, also you know if he eats it your not gonna turn into some mutant or fly away and burn up in the atmospehere or have johnny depp eye fuck the shit out of you while your doing eating
well thats it for now, im gonna go eat food and drink instead of lazily attempting to entertain you. Hey what are some of your foods why not comment about it that'll be fun right?
BYE!
