Doritos Loaded review

Doritos loaded from 7-11, a....chip....that is filled with gooey cheese. I mean would ya look at that thing! When i picked these up from my local convenience store i picked up extra napkins. I mean that is a substantial amount of cheese. Ok well....its not gonna look exactly like it does in the picture but i expect some cheese lava to escape.

The package says served hot& tasty. First off whats with the bag? I dont get the cool box shown in the picture. I mean look i get it im not gonna get whats in the picture, I've long accepted that, but god damn we're not even to the food its self and you already fuckin up? shiiit. (ahem, sorry ghetto fab attack) any way at this point in my adventure i still trusted sev and wide eyed and innocent i reached into my goody bag. 

...eh. I mean look its not any thing id spank it to but it doesn't look half bad either. You know if you're drunk and there is nothing else open at 4am this ish would look bomb tastic to you (seriously sorry). Well lets take a peak inside

so....does that look like a cheese lava to you? If i didnt tell you it was cheese would you have even guessed that. What the hell man, this is just a blatant lie. You didn't even fucking try to even make it look like there was cheese in there. This is false advertising, this is the cross dressing of snack foods, but not even the good kind of cross dressing where you can respect their makeup skill and ability to walk in high heels. NO this is the "try on your wife's evening gown and go to a truck stop with a pocket full of tranquilizers" cross dresser of snacks. ....well lets see what the cat thinks

fuckin NOPE.

It taste like some one chewed up a bunch of doritos, then spit it back out and formed it into a triangle then filled it with spoiled breast milk from a diseased lactating opossum.

AND ITS REALLY REALLY HARD TO BITE INTO! FUCKIN TEETH DUDE!

in the end i would not recommend this, unless you are already missing teeth from a biking accident and are getting new ones put in. Then i guess go nuts.